[sleeps for 70 years to avoid adulthood and become captain america]
Stirring up the Christmas pudding with my family today!
in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does
what if the voice inside your head is your soulmate’s
well then my soulmate sure is an asshole
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
The artist drew Pluto crying.
Partially submerged grow animals — one of my funnier accidents.
Let’s be honest here, I would make such a shitty companion.
this was the best week in C&H history