when you reread a book or rewatch a show/movie and you notice things
who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that this site isn’t filled with advertisements
I mean you have enough space for annoying adverts at your right and left but still there’s none and you guys should appreciate that
ok but how is your provider satan
how is yours not
Did you sell your soul for bars?
It’s a recession
*gets period* *dentist pokes head through the window* ‘you’re bleeding because you dont floss enough’
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
so apparently when jrr tolkien was a professor on the first day of class he’d wait until his students were in the lecture hall and seated and starting to wonder whether they were all in the wrong room before throwing open the doors at the back of the hall and striding down the aisle reciting the first 50 lines of beowulf in old english so moral of the story if you don’t know anything about jrr tolkien aside from lotr you are missing out my friend
Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested